Mu Wu's Forest

When the heavens bless someone with a system, it normally plays out like this: a troubled youth falls into a video game along with their amazing system, and they are blessed with wealth, level up to the peak of existence by defeating monsters, complete the main quest, and even meet "the one" -- the start of a beautiful romance! ...However, there's a problem. It's my turn now, and I've been given a "trash system"!! Why?! Has no one else complained about such an unruly system before?!